Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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