It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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