my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I touched a dick in church today
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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