You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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