why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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