dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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