Dual....:-)
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i think i have herpe
just one?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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