You surviving the open bar?
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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