First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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