if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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