And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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