i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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