we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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