Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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