You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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