i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wish i was in the wii world.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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