I have demons in me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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