I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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