hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize
