Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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