I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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