At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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