I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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