It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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