Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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