I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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