You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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