Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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