Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Did I show you my penis last night?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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