This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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