id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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