Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
