there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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