Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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