so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision