In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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