I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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