Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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