i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Plan B is the new Plan A
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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