But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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