Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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