Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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