ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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