Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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