There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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