Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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