You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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