ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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