If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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