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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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