quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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