how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
We need to rekindle our bromance
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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