They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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