i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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