she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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