Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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