I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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