Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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