is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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