just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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