He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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