i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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