hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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