Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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