how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
