Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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